vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

idgaf about oversized sweaters i just love this post for “ the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus” because its so fucking true and guys are too self centered to realize that women will dress themselves for themselves. 

"A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn’t get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has hers."

(via nowibelieveinmee)

OR , YOU KNOW, MAYBE SHES A FUCKING ADULT AND FUCKING TRUSTS YOU?!?!?! whatthefuck

Anonymous asked:
im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink

in-love-with-my-bed:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

seriously?

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

shouldnt:

liliannnnn:

PREACH

AMEN

whatsnewbuffalo:

In Buffalo, N.Y., a new vitality is giving the once-gritty city wings
At the beginning of 2014 The Washington Post predicted that the new up-and-coming city to watch was Buffalo, NY, replacing Austin, TX. Currently, Buffalo has one of the most resilient and affordable real-estate markets in the nation while the distance a dollar goes in Austin today is much less. When Melanie Kaplan of The Washington Post came to Buffalo to see the revitalization of the city for herself, she writes:

"Signs of a new Buffalo became obvious in no time: cranes all around town and local enthusiasm beyond typical civic pride…. today, residents are excited about the makeover underway, and everyone seems to know college graduates moving back to the city, or people coming here for jobs."
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whatsnewbuffalo:

In Buffalo, N.Y., a new vitality is giving the once-gritty city wings

At the beginning of 2014 The Washington Post predicted that the new up-and-coming city to watch was Buffalo, NY, replacing Austin, TX. Currently, Buffalo has one of the most resilient and affordable real-estate markets in the nation while the distance a dollar goes in Austin today is much less. When Melanie Kaplan of The Washington Post came to Buffalo to see the revitalization of the city for herself, she writes:

"Signs of a new Buffalo became obvious in no time: cranes all around town and local enthusiasm beyond typical civic pride…. today, residents are excited about the makeover underway, and everyone seems to know college graduates moving back to the city, or people coming here for jobs."

hiphophelicopter:

0ddjobs:

This shit is wild

i can’t stop laughing at this

hiphophelicopter:

0ddjobs:

This shit is wild

i can’t stop laughing at this